LS 1 – How Would You Handle Obsession ?
Our first post is about Electra,{CONGRATS ELECTRA, YOUR POST GAVE BIRTH TO THIS IDEA} {as told by Electra herself} If you dont read, you wont understand.
i met this guy like 2wks ago,i was reading in class and i saw him staring at me seriously but i dinna think of it as odd, i mean its a free world
we live in after hours of staring he came,sat beside me we got talking and we changed numbers cos he looked decent enough, not knowing that was my
undoing o,ever since then he calls me like 20 times a day,stalks me,as in this guy knows where i stay, i dunno how he got my address,all of a sudden my
picture is his phone wallpaper {copied my facebook picture },i told him like two days ago that i dont like his creepy attitude nd this guy told me he is in love
with me that he stares at my picture before he goes to bed and first thing in the morning . . . i thot twas all a joke until dis afternoon when he called nd i told
him i wasn’tcool with the friendship that he should stop calling me he dropped,before i could turn my head he was at my doorstep crying and begging me not
to leave him {as if we were ever together} i told him to leave my house all for him to start threatening me that he’s gon get me dead or alive,since then he’s
been sending creepy and scary texts to my phone,i got back home from school hours ago only for me to see a threatening note by
my doorstep saying its either him for me or no one else am kinda scared o wat do i do ?
Here is our LIKELY SCENARIO FOR ELECTRA.
Electra : Brian remember you promised to call me.
Brian : Sure I will.
E : Are you coming to our house today ?
B : nope, i am going to somewhere .
E : will you come tomorrow ?
B : maybe. i will see.
THE NEXT DAY, BRIAN SHOWS UP AT HER HOUSE.
AFTER FEW MINUTES, SHE DIALS HER FRIEND WHO LIVES CLOSE.
Electra : Jane can you come to my house, i want you to escort me to see someone off.
Jane : Who is that ?
E : some guy who is tripping over me ever since he saw me but i don’t like him.
J : wow! Thats bad. I will be there now cos i need a boyfriend, maybe he will like me.
E : uhm , dont worry , dont come. i will see him off alone.
Electra sees brian off
Electra : You know i love you so much brian, i can even die for you.
Brian : really, are you sure ?
E : of course i m sure.
B : thats sweet Electra. I will call you in four days time. bye.
our girl rushes to LAUGHTER JOINT
Venue : Romance section.
Topic : How Would You Handle Obsession
url : http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387023.0.html
content : He said he will die if i don’t become his girlfriend. people please help me. what should i do ?
Sam Milla : you dont need our help because we dont believe your story.
Enter your comments here…Love this one!!!
BEST POEM IN THE WORLD
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp–
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice..
Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, ‘What’s the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here?
God must’ve made a mistake.
‘And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber – give me a clue.’
‘Hush, child,’ He said, ‘they’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d be seeing you.’
JUDGE NOT!!
Remember…..Just going to church doesn’t make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
And a church is NOT a museum of saints
but a hospital for sinners
Every saint has a PAST…
Every sinner has a FUTURE!
Sammilla…
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