February 15th, 2010

WHY HANDSOME GUYS MARRY UGLY WOMEN

Mama-Gee Is a beautiful Nigerian Lady. She has Class, Curves, Figure 8, Beautiful Artificial nice Hair, Etc. All those qualities that Qualifies a lady as a beautiful Lady but unfortunately Handsome Guys doesnt look her way. Mama gee recently brought his case here for us to tell her why .
Hear from Mama gee.

Mama-Gee Is a beautiful Nigerian Lady. She has Class, Curves, Figure 8, Beautiful Artificial nice Hair, Etc. All those qualities that Qualifies a lady as a beautiful Lady but unfortunately Handsome Guys doesnt look her way. Mama gee recently brought his case here for us to tell her why .

Hear from Mama gee.

I can’t help but notice that good looking men marry ugly women, Are they just blind or something?

HERE GOES OUR LIKELY SCENARIO FOR MAMA GEE.

Mama gee : {TALKING TO HERSELF} why do handsome men like Sam milla never look my way, I have done everything i could to attract them. Instead they date and marry ugly girls like THE AMAKA and co. What havent i done, i am educated, i have nice shoes and clothes, i do manicure every other week, i go to gym to work out, i am young and healthy. Why why why.

Then she visited a native doctor to seek for advice and possibly charm to attract handsome men.

JUJUMAN : Young lady, what did you say your problem is ?

MMG : I cant seem to attract handsome men, I dont know why

JJM : Your problem is solved. Remove your clothes, even the pants, You will spend a night here and by tomorrow, you will see a handsome man.

MMG : what , are you crazy ?

MAMA GEE GATHERS HER SHOES AND RAN AWAY

SHE GOES NEXT TO PASTOR WHO TOOK HER TO THE RIVER TO CLEANSE HER DEMONS AND PURIFY HER FOR HANDSOME MEN TO SEE HER

MAMAGEE : Its OK Pastor, ITS OK, The handsome men can go to hell. please pastor. i am drowning.

Finally After waiting for another two months without a handsome guy looking her way,

She bought a laptop and decided to search for men online.

She made a catch online. His catch is named James. James is handsome.

JAMES AND MAMAGEE CHATS WITH YAHOO MESSENGER

MMG : Hi James, where do you say you are from again ?

James : I am from Abeokuta.

MMG : I dont like Yoruba Boys but since you are handsome, i could give you a chance for date.

James. Thanks a lot mamagee.

MMG : What kind of JEEP do you drive and how many of them ?

James : {a little embarrased} Jeep, what Jeep, Jeep for what ?

MMG : where did you study anyway ?

James : Oduduwa Primary School and Boys secondary school Ife.

MMG : What about University , was it Oxford or Stanford ?

James : I didnt go to the University.

MMG: OH God !! {SHE logs off Yahoo messenger and signs in to Nairaland.}

Venue : Romance section

Topic : Why Do Goodlooking Men Marry Ugly Women

url : http://www.afrowall.com/index.php?topic=14338.0

Sam Milla : My dear mamagee, Ugly girls are usually more down to earth, not proud, not pompous, not too demanding and doesn’t think highly of themselves.

Mama-Gee Is a beautiful Nigerian Lady. She has Class, Curves, Figure 8, Beautiful Artificial nice Hair, Etc. All those qualities that Qualifies a lady as a beautiful Lady but unfortunately Handsome Guys doesnt look her way. Mama gee recently brought his case here for us to tell her why .Hear from Mama gee.