May 24th, 2010

Why am I still single ?

Tricia is a Nigerian girl living in Amsterdam. She recently added 1 year to her age which brings her total age to 32. She lived in Italy as a prostitute for 6 years before migrating to Netherlands. Tricia is still single. She recently came to the radars of Likely Scenario complaining about her still being single.  After investigation from us, we packaged a likely scenario for Miss Tricia.

Here we go..

[Picture:  17- year old Tricia leaving Nigeria for Italy on a boat with many others]

Tricia talks to her self : When I get to Italy, I will make quick money by all means and become a big girl.

I will build a house and use it as a hair salon, I will buy a flashy car, probably Ferrari, then I will build a house in my village and show other girls that I m a big girl. I will teach men some bad lessons on how to respect women.

[Tricia in picture smoking cigar in Napoli]



Wow, Italy is good. Look at cars, houses, everything is new and great

Any man who comes close to me to ask for my hand in marriage, I will kick him in the chest. Wow, Its good I didn’t stay back in Nigerian School to waste my time. To hell with School.

Miss Tricia spent 14 years in Italy where every man both white and black already know that she was a prostitute. Where nobody wants to even sleep with her for money. She moved to Amsterdam recently and after spending 1 year has not been able find a man. Now she sees every bachelor in Amsterdam as an enemy.

Tricia now talks to herself : why wont this one even talk to me, had I known, I would have stayed back in Nigeria to study law. My parents wanted me to become a lawyer but I wanted to make fast money. Look at where I landed myself at last. What am I supposed to do ?

THE FOLLOWING DAY, TRICIA MEETS EMEKA.

Tricia : Emeka if you will marry me, I have some money saved in a Nigerian bank, we will spend it together, infact you can have the money if you want. I just want to get married.

Emeka : How did you make the money ?

Tricia : Uhm, a white man gave me the money in Italy.

Emeka : I heard you were a prostitute in Italy, is that right ? I can marry you but I need to know what you did with your life.

Tricia : (starts to sob) Yes, I was a prostitute but I have repented. I am sorry.

Emeka gets up and vanished never to be seen again by Tricia.