May 30th, 2010

Is it good to go back to Nigeria to Look for Mate ?

Oba234 is a Nigerian Lady who lives in America. In her own words, she said that she is Americanized. That means that she is way more important than most if not all Nigerians who live in Nigeria.

Likely Scenario recently found Oba234 on seeking for people’s opinion on whether it is a good idea to go back to Nigeria and look for a mate since the Nigerians who live around her neighbourhood in USA are not marriage materials.

Below is her own post

I created this topic because I have been thinking about marriage lately. I am a female and I am only in my very early twenties. I want to marry a Nigerian man, but as i look around my environment, I notice that potential life partners are non-existant in my environment. I can’t even picture myself marrying the nigerian males that live around here. The males here are just not marriage materials. The thought of going to Nigeria to find a mate have crossed my mind, but i dread it since I am a very Americanized Nigerian and I don’t know if I can deal with FOP(FRESH OFF THE PLANE) nigerians
What are your thoughts on the matter? If you are a male or female living in the western world, would you ever think of going back to find a potential life partner ?

Our likely scenario for Oba starts here.

OBA IN PICTURE BELOW ENJOYING HERSELF WITH HER AMERICAN-ARAB BOY FRIEND.

OBA : OMG, Brian you are so sweet. I love you so much, I love this beach. I am a nigerian but i hate Nigerian Guys around here, they are so dull, so primitive.

Brian : Yes, you are right. Those Nigerian guys here are so dull. You are the only Intelligent Nigerian i have ever seen.

Oba : You are right, oh brian , you are sweet.

The following day, Oba dials Brian’s Cell Phone and another Girl picks it.

Oba : Who are you, Could you please give the phone to Your Brother Brian, Tell Him its her sweetheart Oba,

Girl : What! Brian is not my brother, he is my Husband.

Oba : What, You are not serious, i sadi give him the phone now!!

{Brian’s wife hangs the phone and waits for brian to return home and answer some questions}

The next day, Oba called and Brian gave her the shcoking news that he is married.

Oba waited for a year before landing another trophy boyfriend.

This time, He is a African- American music artist called Kanye East.

Oba and Kanye East in the Image captured by a likely scenario photographer below.


KE : Yo! ma baby oba, you ook sexy and cute.

Oba : Thank you my darling, you are my all and all. You dont look like my nigerian silly brothers, they are so stupid and too local for my liking.

KE : Yo, they are, now lets go have fun.

{They zoomed off to night club in the Boys Convertible}

The following day, Oba wakes up and dials KE.


KE : Yo, Who the hell are you ?

Oba, Its me baby.

KE : You who, i am trying to catch ma fucking sleep here

Oba : Baby, its me Oba now, you dont Remember , last night, Latino club in downtown Chicago

KE : No i dont remember {and KE hangs up}

All attempt to contact him again was useless.

After so many other One nighters and disappointments from dream boys,

Our girl Oba checked her Birth certificate and discovered that she was just one month short of 31 years.

(please readers, ignore her early twenties stuff up there, she is obviously lying)

Its time to think again and oba decided that the best thing to do is to run down to Nigeria where she can buy a husband with hsi American Identity. Th guys in the neigbourhood just came off the plane.

Oba rushes to the internet to ask us if its even worth it for her to come down from her throne and degrade her self to the level of marrying a Nigerian guy who lives in Nigeria.

Sam milla : Here is the bad news for you Oba, We Nigerians dont care about you and your Americanization.

You can stay back there and marry Brad Pitt if you like.