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August 8th, 2010

LS : My Girl is ten days Pregnant for me.

Doe, A Nigerian Online Loverboy recently hooked up with Ayo. Doe has been stalking and tailing Ayo for the past 2 years online. Ayo in the other hand has been dating and sleeping with men she met online. Finally Ayo decided to try out Doe who happens to be Rich and handsome and tall with biceps. After sleeping with Doe, Ayo called to report that she was pregnant after just 10 days of sleeping with him. Doe wasnt surprised, he has probably heard something like that before. It seems Ayo is tired now and wants to settle down.

LS stumbled upon Mr Doe’s message on the Internet. He was asking the world how possible it could be for a lady to be pregnant after just 10 days of Se.x.
Here is the message as posted by Doe himself.

There is this girl i met on a chat site, we started as friends and later-on the chemistry of love happened between us and we started dating each other. My intention for the relationship is that i would one day tie the nut with her cause i was very much in love with her. Recently she visited me after series of posting and promising and i was happy to see as a guest after all this day so we ended up getting down. Though this was not my plan but it happened and i was not prepared for it. Ten days later she called me and told there was something very important we need to talk about. When we met she than told me that the other days event turn out to be a pregnancy. I was surprised to hear that she was carrying my 10 days old child in her womb. But the question am still asking myself and any close pal to me is that, “can this be possible”? Pls i want to hear u pals comments on this.

My Constructive Likely Scenario goes thus.

[Ayo and Doe chatting on Yahoo messenger.]

AYO : Hi Doe, do you remember me ?
DOE : Yes of course. I never forgot you.
A : Remember you have been asking me out for the past 2 years, Can we still meet ?
D : sure. No problem.
A : Give me your address, i will come over tonight.
D : Number 10 Doe avenue Victoria Island Lagos.
A : [Murmurs, hmm. Doe avenue. This guy must be rich] Ok. I will be there.

[Ayo arrives in the Night with extra bags. She has just announced to her parents that she was pregnant and the sent her packing]

D : Where are you going with all the bags ?
A : Uhm, I intend to go to Abuja from here.
D : No problem then. I will help you get them inside .
A : Thanks Doe. You are such a caring and handsome man.

[After dinner and some tension-stimulating stories, The duo heads to bed. Ayo did not resist anything when doe asked that they go to bed. Doe was suspicious a bit but the dangling JT wont let him make a good decision]

[After the hot intercourse, Dear Doe finally came to his senses, he realized he did not use condom. He thinks he wanted to but Ayo refused. Not sure]
A : You are such a good person. do you mind if i stay one week here ?
D : Yes i mind, I have some business to attend to in Port Harcourt. You should leave right away. My driver will take you and your bags to the pack and give you enough money to take you wherever you want to go.

[After day one, no call from Ayo. then day 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Ayo called. Just to ask Doe if he was alright. Then she hung up and decided to wait for the usual 2 months to announce the arrival of baby, but she couldnt wait because in two months, the stomach will be noticeable and Doe wont buy that news. So she called after day 10]

A : Hi doe, i have a good news for you.
D : What good news , are you coming again tonight ?
A : Not really, I am pregnant.
D : [kept quiet for about 30 seconds]
A : Are you there Doe ?
D : Yes Ayo. But It has just been only 10 days. How could that be ?
A : I dont know. The doctor was even surprised too. I am coming over to you so we can talk about it.
D : Dont worry, i am not at home. I will get back to you.

[Doe Rushes to the internet where he believes he will get support from his allies in stalking]

DOE : Hey Guys, Could it be possible for a girl to get Pregnant after just ten days ?
Sam Milla : Good Question.

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August 7th, 2010

LS : Dating a guy for money ? Was i wrong ?

LS decided to poke its nose on nairaland and found a very useful material.
Calista, A young lady is trying out a guy she is not sure of. She went out with the guy before but wasn’t sure she could date the guy. After may months of not being able to catch another guy, She decided to give the guy another Chance. She called the guy and arranged for a dinner date.
Here is the exact message from our girl.

There’s this guy that has been admiring me and likes me. We hung out once but afterwards I got so busy until i agreed to see him again. We went out, dinner, movies, then a lounge, then it got so late, i wanted to go home but he wanted me to stay with him at his place then I could still leave if I wanted to, take a cab. I followed, we stayed then we both fell asleep until I got up to tell him to call the cab for me to go, he now asked if I had money which was expensive because his place was far.
I was so upset and told him he could have let me go when I was closer to my place as it was cheaper. His car had a problem. He started saying, how there was nothing he could do and all, I just stood up and walked out. When the cab came, he came downstairs too but I ignored him and entered the cab and left.
Did i over react? Was I wrong or he was wrong? And if I was wrong, what should I do? Thanks

Here goes our constructive likely scenario o what happened between Calista and the guy.
[Calista dials John to book a dinner date.]

Calista : John do you have time today ? I want us to have dinner together.
John : I think you should start by saying “hi”. Why do you always feel like you are doing me a favour by taing me out ?
Calista : I dont have time for all that now , do you want to go or not ?
John : Ok, i will meet you by 7 pm at the garage.

[2 hours later, John and Calista meets up]

\Calista : Listen John, i am not really interested in going out with you, I am just bored and needed company. You are the only person i could think of now.
John : It is ok Calista. [hoping to take her home after dinner]

Calista : Johnny, thanks for the dinner. Do you think i can stay over in your place tonight ? I will go tomorrow.
John : Sure, you are always welcome in my place.

[And they drove home to John's]

[After Much much tangoing in the night, Calista wakes up in the morning and demands that John give him 50,000 naira for her hair. John of course was not prepared for that, He refuses.]


Calista : You will give me that money. When you were enjoying last night, You forgot you will have to pay one way or the other
John : Dont forget you called me first. I wasnt ready for this.
Calista : I dont care. I need the money for my new hair.
John : What kind of hair costs 50 Grand anyway ?
Calista : That is not your business. Just give me the money.

[John Leaves and Calista goes home empty handed. She starts her laptop and opens nairaland romance section where She has Allies in lying]

Calista : Guys and girls , Do you think i over reacted ?

Sam Milla : Not at all. You did not. You over lied.

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